Tv Thinker Gifts

"Educational TV is ruining my self-esteem."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'The Questioner'

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Out of control

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

How Optimism Works

Challenge and solution

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

Thinking and thinking backwards.

"...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?"

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

Chinese History: Redwash

American Venn diagram

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

Climate Change Road

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

Copyrighted Ideas

"'Cogito, ergo sum' is all very well for you, but what about me?"

"Don't worry, Howard. The big questions are multiple choice."

Sign pointing to 'hindsight' and 'foresight'

'Norman really cherishes his ideals.'

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

Wang Yangming turns a river into a scroll.

The Procrastinator

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

'A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting all major credit cards.'

"Do you have a cure doctor?"