Tv Sitcom Junkie Pillows

Our Summer Without Dave

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

University Soapflakes

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

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Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Dancing with the Star Wars

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

Movies vs. Films

"Consider this job a reality show where you work your butt off 14 hours a day. If you win, you'll get a paycheck and the chance to do it all over again next week."

"Mail's here."

"Spoiler alert."

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

Mog The Week

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

'Maybe getting gordon ramsay to do the after dinner speech wasn't such a good idea after all!'

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

Amanda Seyfried

Frank and Ernie's Poetry Corner. Robert Frost. TV Guide. I think I'll watch some late-night comedy

True Story Movie

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

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