Tv Sitcom Junkie Prints

Our Summer Without Dave

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Dancing with the Star Wars

"Spoiler alert."

"Consider this job a reality show where you work your butt off 14 hours a day. If you win, you'll get a paycheck and the chance to do it all over again next week."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

'Maybe getting gordon ramsay to do the after dinner speech wasn't such a good idea after all!'

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

True Story Movie

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

America's funniest investment scams

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