Tv Rerun Fan Gifts

'Future shock, ech? Tell you what — I'm going to put you on'Mr. Ed' reruns.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Christmas TV...

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

Night Life: L.A.

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

John Laurie

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

'Love your renovations.'

Lorne Greene

"Previously on..."

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

News Wear World

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

"Popular astrologer and psychic Malder Tercado's contract with a national Spanish-language TV network was not renewed. Tercado was reportedly surprised by the news...saying he didn't see it coming."

'Yeah, Kirby, it hurts like hell, but dang if I can't stop wigglin' it.'

"I told you she'd had some work done."

"No, I'm not, no cellphones in high school old. I'm, I fell in love with Betty White in the Golden Girls old."

"I see a lot of Don Juan Complexes, but you're the first Don Knotts Complex I've come across."

The 3 Stooges Diner. Free Pie. Hah! I know better than to fall for that!

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

'I'd like to buy a towel.'

'Willlllbur...is that you?' After low ratings, Mr Ed's contract ran out and he was canned.

"We interrupt this programme to warn viewers that programmes may sometimes be interrupted."

'Hello, and welcome to Animals do the Funkiest Things.'

'You just couldn't bring yourself to ask Marshall Dillon for directions, could you'

"It says here that, since there generations who never saw them, BBC and ITV are re-showing every programme since 1970."

"Sooty says we're nostolgia"

Remember, one of my doors will always be open for you...you just have to guess the correct one.

The Lone Ranger in the jewelry store.

"As the youngest kid in my family, I had a special job. Especially when astronauts landed on the moon."

“The jury has requested you pitch your case in the style of a six-part TV mini-series.”

Lord Robert Winston