Tv Rerun Fan Gifts

'Future shock, ech? Tell you what — I'm going to put you on'Mr. Ed' reruns.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

Night Life: L.A.

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

'Love your renovations.'

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

"Previously on..."

News Wear World

"Popular astrologer and psychic Malder Tercado's contract with a national Spanish-language TV network was not renewed. Tercado was reportedly surprised by the news...saying he didn't see it coming."

"I see a lot of Don Juan Complexes, but you're the first Don Knotts Complex I've come across."

'Yeah, Kirby, it hurts like hell, but dang if I can't stop wigglin' it.'

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

"I told you she'd had some work done."

"No, I'm not, no cellphones in high school old. I'm, I fell in love with Betty White in the Golden Girls old."

"We interrupt this programme to warn viewers that programmes may sometimes be interrupted."

'Oh well - something rose up.'

Lord Robert Winston

They watch for a while, then, unlike humans, they get bored.

'You just couldn't bring yourself to ask Marshall Dillon for directions, could you'

"Sooty says we're nostolgia"