Tv Memorabilia Fan Gifts

'Your entire library consists of nothing but TV Guides bound in Corinthian leather?'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Christmas TV...

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

Night Life: L.A.

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

John Laurie

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

When I was a kid watching "Perry Mason" on tv, I always knew that when I grew up I'd spend a lot of time in courtroom. The only part I had wrong was that I always assumed I would be the defendant. ! !

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

June Brown

Munster Island.

The Professionals.

Late Night TV

Sports Memorabilia. It's not an autograph. It's a drawing scribbled by Mickey Mantle. A Yankee doodle!

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

I need a ten-letter word for a collector of inexpensive sports memorabilia. A "baublehead."

Phil Silvers: Spot the Difference

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

'No doubt about it - he'd make a lovely Home Guard dog!'

'Oh no - it's not the Cisco kid - it's the disco kid.'

"Unbeknownst to many, there was also a fourth little pig..."

TV Set

"It says here that, since there generations who never saw them, BBC and ITV are re-showing every programme since 1970."

Plato's Dialogues & Letterman's Monologues.

'Hello, and welcome to Animals do the Funkiest Things.'

"Well if Henry had behaved like that in the 40's! Really"

"Let's just say things don't look good for you, Kimosabe!"

"Hey Coen, what are you watching?"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy! Not again!"

Dawn French.

'I want to suck your toes.' - A problem for Maxwell Smart and his shoe-phone.

'It mightn't be HD, but it's Christmassy!'