Vintage Memorabilia Fan Gifts

A caveman wears a Hard Rock Cafe t-shirt.

Best before 65 million BC.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

The Gladiator.

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

The Dandy

Jack in the Box

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

Peter Lorre caricature

'Dauber Micawber'

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Victorian Secret

Masked Ball

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

'Oh no - it's not the Cisco kid - it's the disco kid.'

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

'He's a little old fashion, but it's his love for red meat that bothers me.'

"Do you see this amazing comic book? Do you know this is the first appearance of Thor? Do you know how much this is worth? Do you know how much trouble you'll be in if you ever touch this?"