Vintage Memorabilia Fan Gifts

A caveman wears a Hard Rock Cafe t-shirt.

Best before 65 million BC.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

The Gladiator.

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

Adult Barbershop

The Dandy

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Jack in the Box

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Suzanne Lenglen

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

Peter Lorre caricature

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

'Dauber Micawber'

Masked Ball

Indians Smoke Signals.

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

Victorian Secret

I told you Norman Bates and Oedipus would have a lot to talk about.

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Elvis' autopsy

Sports Memorabilia. It's not an autograph. It's a drawing scribbled by Mickey Mantle. A Yankee doodle!

I need a ten-letter word for a collector of inexpensive sports memorabilia. A "baublehead."

Jack Johnson

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

'Oh no - it's not the Cisco kid - it's the disco kid.'

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

'He's a little old fashion, but it's his love for red meat that bothers me.'

"Do you see this amazing comic book? Do you know this is the first appearance of Thor? Do you know how much this is worth? Do you know how much trouble you'll be in if you ever touch this?"