Tv Repair Person Gifts

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

'There's nothing wrong with the sound, lady, it's a Party Political broadcast, that's all.'

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Bill O'Reilly'

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

TV Repair 101.

"Cable company. . . ? I want to know why my television picture is totally upside down all the time!!"

'We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by...'

'Sorry, it's packed with t.v crews doing links.' ( LONDON EYE )

"Sky, sir?"

Customer to TV repair man - "Thank god you got here. I was beginning to wander around."

'You say your picture's funny?...I'm surprised you got a picture at all. That's a microwave oven!'

Dellson's refrigerator door seal repairs.

Digital Tuna.

'The shows will look the same, but the commercials appear in 3-D high definition.'

"It's a very common problem, sir, and here's a simple diagnostic test you can try: If you click the remote and it goes away, it's a TV show. If it DOESN'T go away, it's reality. Hey, you're welcome! Glad I could help you!"

Master Plumber

'And here's the little feller that'll have been the cause of all your problems. . .'

Space alien enters TV store to have his antennas adjusted.

'There's a lot we don't know about horizontal TV syndrome.'

"He's here to help install our new converter box."

'Hey! You forgot the TV!'

'I agree-Gary Lineker can get up your nose sometimes,but...'

"I have to take it back to the shop and throw it away."

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

Broom Operators Deserve Better

'Well, I've managed to get rid of the annoying double vision effect on your T.V.'

'It was working perfectly until his team lost 15-0'.

'Don't think I'm talking shop-but is there anything on the other side?'

"I was watching it as I was eating my breakfast cereal, and it just went; Snap, crackle and pop!"