Tv Repair Person Mugs

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

'There's nothing wrong with the sound, lady, it's a Party Political broadcast, that's all.'

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

TV Repair 101.

"Sky, sir?"

'Sorry, it's packed with t.v crews doing links.' ( LONDON EYE )

'We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by...'

Customer to TV repair man - "Thank god you got here. I was beginning to wander around."

'You say your picture's funny?...I'm surprised you got a picture at all. That's a microwave oven!'

'There's a lot we don't know about horizontal TV syndrome.'

"He's here to help install our new converter box."

'Hey! You forgot the TV!'

"It's a very common problem, sir, and here's a simple diagnostic test you can try: If you click the remote and it goes away, it's a TV show. If it DOESN'T go away, it's reality. Hey, you're welcome! Glad I could help you!"

Space alien enters TV store to have his antennas adjusted.

Dellson's refrigerator door seal repairs.

'And here's the little feller that'll have been the cause of all your problems. . .'

'I agree-Gary Lineker can get up your nose sometimes,but...'

'The shows will look the same, but the commercials appear in 3-D high definition.'

Master Plumber

Digital Tuna.

"I have to take it back to the shop and throw it away."

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

Broom Operators Deserve Better

'Well, I've managed to get rid of the annoying double vision effect on your T.V.'

Death by Television

'Don't think I'm talking shop-but is there anything on the other side?'

"It went blank, then I missed Oprah, figure out the rest!"