Tv Repairman Mugs

'What's this, your estimate or your telephone number?'

"My TV won't show any good news."

'Well, I've managed to get rid of the annoying double vision effect on your T.V.'

TV REPAIR, 'There's nothing wrong with your set, Ma'am -- Presidential campaigns never make any sense.'

'I see that you make friends easily.'

'Can you fix it? Justice must be seen to be done!'

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

"I told you... a TV in the bedroom inevitably leads to a TV repairman in the bedroom."

"He's here to help install our new converter box."

"There's an extra $50 for you if you keep the set in the shop until after football season."

"There's something wrong with my vertical hold, doctor!"

"It could be a combination of things."

TV Repairman

"I can't find anything wrong with the picture. I'm referring you to an optometrist!"

"I was watching it as I was eating my breakfast cereal, and it just went; Snap, crackle and pop!"

'Don't think I'm talking shop-but is there anything on the other side?'

'And here's the little feller that'll have been the cause of all your problems. . .'

'See, you misread it - it's void where prohibited by lou!'

'It was working perfectly until his team lost 15-0'.

'There's nothing wrong with the sound, lady, it's a Party Political broadcast, that's all.'

TV repair man being attacked by TV

'See, it doesn't matter what channel you select, all you get is rubbish.'

'Welcome! I baked you a cake. My daugher a batch of chocolate chip cookies. My son's giving you his catchers mitt. Our dog...'

'The McLaughlin Group' keeps making inaccurate predictions!'

'I had to put in a new gizmo, a thingamajig and a watchamacallit.'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Bill O'Reilly'

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

TV Repair 101.

'We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by...'

"Cable company. . . ? I want to know why my television picture is totally upside down all the time!!"