Television Repairman Gifts

The image is breaking up. I should never have switched to digital.'

'We're free! We're free!'

'I agree-Gary Lineker can get up your nose sometimes,but...'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

Computer operator welding machine.

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

Working in recovery of Hurricane

Caveman wheel repairers.

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

'There's nothing wrong with the sound, lady, it's a Party Political broadcast, that's all.'

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Genius Bar

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'How much just to feel sorry for it?'

TV Repair 101.

"No, injecting steroids into your computer won't make it perform better. Are you, by chance, an athlete?"

"Sorry, closed today. Our humans are down."

'We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by...'

'Lose another wrench to that black hole that sucks up all tools the instant you drop it?'

God's lil' fix-it shop.

STRIP Hambone: Cutting the repair bill

"Sky, sir?"

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

'If you can smile when everything around you is going wrong... you're probably in the repair business!'

Customer to TV repair man - "Thank god you got here. I was beginning to wander around."

"A brand new one will cost you $18. If I repair it the cost would be $397."

"That's the problem with these 'smart' appliances. When one breaks down, they all experience sympathetic malfunction."