Television Repairman Pillows

The image is breaking up. I should never have switched to digital.'

'We're free! We're free!'

'I agree-Gary Lineker can get up your nose sometimes,but...'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

Computer operator welding machine.

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

Working in recovery of Hurricane

Genius Bar

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

'There's nothing wrong with the sound, lady, it's a Party Political broadcast, that's all.'

We're with the gutter cleaning service ….

Caveman wheel repairers.

If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It Shop.

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'How much just to feel sorry for it?'

TV Repair 101.

God's lil' fix-it shop.

'Lose another wrench to that black hole that sucks up all tools the instant you drop it?'

"No, injecting steroids into your computer won't make it perform better. Are you, by chance, an athlete?"

'We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by...'

"Sorry, closed today. Our humans are down."

STRIP Hambone: Cutting the repair bill

"Sky, sir?"

"Cable company. . . ? I want to know why my television picture is totally upside down all the time!!"

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

'If you can smile when everything around you is going wrong... you're probably in the repair business!'