Television Repair Specialist Pillows

"I'm afraid there's nothing I can do to improve the quality of the programmes, Madam."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

'There's nothing wrong with the sound, lady, it's a Party Political broadcast, that's all.'

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

TV Repair 101.

'We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by...'

"We can have your drone here fixed in a day or. . . if it sits still."

"Sky, sir?"

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

Customer to TV repair man - "Thank god you got here. I was beginning to wander around."

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

'You say your picture's funny?...I'm surprised you got a picture at all. That's a microwave oven!'

'The shows will look the same, but the commercials appear in 3-D high definition.'

"He's here to help install our new converter box."

Space alien enters TV store to have his antennas adjusted.

'I agree-Gary Lineker can get up your nose sometimes,but...'

'And here's the little feller that'll have been the cause of all your problems. . .'

'Hey! You forgot the TV!'

Digital Tuna.

'There's a lot we don't know about horizontal TV syndrome.'

"It's a very common problem, sir, and here's a simple diagnostic test you can try: If you click the remote and it goes away, it's a TV show. If it DOESN'T go away, it's reality. Hey, you're welcome! Glad I could help you!"

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'Well, I've managed to get rid of the annoying double vision effect on your T.V.'

'I can fix the fuzziness and the vertical hold, but I can't do anything about Chris Matthews.'

'Sacked? Just like that - with no explanation?'