Television Repair Pillows

'Can you fix it? Justice must be seen to be done!'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

Artist Painting his Television.

"O.K., God – please delete everything I said today."

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

'There's nothing wrong with the sound, lady, it's a Party Political broadcast, that's all.'

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

TV Repair 101.

'We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by...'

"Sky, sir?"

"We can have your drone here fixed in a day or. . . if it sits still."

Customer to TV repair man - "Thank god you got here. I was beginning to wander around."

'You say your picture's funny?...I'm surprised you got a picture at all. That's a microwave oven!'

"He's here to help install our new converter box."

'There's a lot we don't know about horizontal TV syndrome.'

Space alien enters TV store to have his antennas adjusted.

"It's a very common problem, sir, and here's a simple diagnostic test you can try: If you click the remote and it goes away, it's a TV show. If it DOESN'T go away, it's reality. Hey, you're welcome! Glad I could help you!"

'The shows will look the same, but the commercials appear in 3-D high definition.'

'And here's the little feller that'll have been the cause of all your problems. . .'

Digital Tuna.

'Hey! You forgot the TV!'

'I agree-Gary Lineker can get up your nose sometimes,but...'

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'Well, I've managed to get rid of the annoying double vision effect on your T.V.'

'I can fix the fuzziness and the vertical hold, but I can't do anything about Chris Matthews.'

'The next door neighbor's dang psychic waves keep interfering with my reception.'

'Sacked? Just like that - with no explanation?'

'It was working perfectly until his team lost 15-0'.

"I told you... a TV in the bedroom inevitably leads to a TV repairman in the bedroom."