Tv Troubleshooting Expert Pillows

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

'There's nothing wrong with the sound, lady, it's a Party Political broadcast, that's all.'

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'The computer mentions 'virus' but I'm not sure whether it's in the software or you.'

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

TV Repair 101.

"When I know he's had a rough day, I always put a few drops of lavender on the TV remote before he gets home."

'We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by...'

Customer to TV repair man - "Thank god you got here. I was beginning to wander around."

'You say your picture's funny?...I'm surprised you got a picture at all. That's a microwave oven!'

'And here's the little feller that'll have been the cause of all your problems. . .'

'There's a lot we don't know about horizontal TV syndrome.'

Nostalgia TV.

Digital Tuna.

'Hey! You forgot the TV!'

'The shows will look the same, but the commercials appear in 3-D high definition.'

"He's here to help install our new converter box."

"It's a very common problem, sir, and here's a simple diagnostic test you can try: If you click the remote and it goes away, it's a TV show. If it DOESN'T go away, it's reality. Hey, you're welcome! Glad I could help you!"

Space alien enters TV store to have his antennas adjusted.

"You have reached technical support...your call is important to us so please stay on the line..."

'Well, I've managed to get rid of the annoying double vision effect on your T.V.'

"I told you... a TV in the bedroom inevitably leads to a TV repairman in the bedroom."

'It was working perfectly until his team lost 15-0'.

'Novelty utensils to go with my satellite dish! Cool, huh?'

'The next door neighbor's dang psychic waves keep interfering with my reception.'

'Sacked? Just like that - with no explanation?'

'I can fix the fuzziness and the vertical hold, but I can't do anything about Chris Matthews.'

"I can't get the thingamabob to connect with the whatzadoodle. Who should I call?"

'See, you misread it - it's void where prohibited by lou!'