Tv Troubleshooting Hero Pillows

'Adjustment of your picture is necessary - call your repairman.'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'Can you show me on this dolly what Bill Gates did to your computer?'

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

'WRONG PIN NUMBER!'

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'The computer mentions 'virus' but I'm not sure whether it's in the software or you.'

TV Repair 101.

"Yes, I know how to fix it! I watched a 12 year-old do it on a YouTube video."

"Sarge, the computer won't let me retrieve the criminal files."

Customer to TV repair man - "Thank god you got here. I was beginning to wander around."

"Thanks to my advice your lame software doesn't work at all now? No need to thank me, sir! That's what customer service is for!"

Space alien enters TV store to have his antennas adjusted.

'The shows will look the same, but the commercials appear in 3-D high definition.'

'Hey! You forgot the TV!'

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

"You have reached technical support...your call is important to us so please stay on the line..."

Home Business - Computer.

'Have you considered buying a new computer?'

"It went blank, then I missed Oprah, figure out the rest!"

Lovers Guide, "I can't get it in !"

Computer engineer who doesn't know what he's doing.

"I can't get the thingamabob to connect with the whatzadoodle. Who should I call?"

'Boss, the techies didn't install this body scanner correctly. It doesn't work.'

'The next door neighbor's dang psychic waves keep interfering with my reception.'

'Sacked? Just like that - with no explanation?'

'I can fix the fuzziness and the vertical hold, but I can't do anything about Chris Matthews.'

'That's not a window... that's my large screen TV!'

'Just flip it over.'

'There's nothing wrong with it - life's like that out there nowadays.'

'It's swearing back at you.'

'I wanted to send an email to the IT tech telling him about the faulty software, but I can't do it because of the faulty software.'

I tapped the keys repeatedly.