Tv Troubleshooting Hero Prints

'Adjustment of your picture is necessary - call your repairman.'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

'Can you show me on this dolly what Bill Gates did to your computer?'

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

'WRONG PIN NUMBER!'

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'The computer mentions 'virus' but I'm not sure whether it's in the software or you.'

TV Repair 101.

Customer to TV repair man - "Thank god you got here. I was beginning to wander around."

"Thanks to my advice your lame software doesn't work at all now? No need to thank me, sir! That's what customer service is for!"

'Hey! You forgot the TV!'

Space alien enters TV store to have his antennas adjusted.

'The shows will look the same, but the commercials appear in 3-D high definition.'

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

"You have reached technical support...your call is important to us so please stay on the line..."

Home Business - Computer.

"I can't get the thingamabob to connect with the whatzadoodle. Who should I call?"

'Boss, the techies didn't install this body scanner correctly. It doesn't work.'

'I can fix the fuzziness and the vertical hold, but I can't do anything about Chris Matthews.'

"It went blank, then I missed Oprah, figure out the rest!"

'Have you considered buying a new computer?'

'Sacked? Just like that - with no explanation?'

'The next door neighbor's dang psychic waves keep interfering with my reception.'

Lovers Guide, "I can't get it in !"

'That's not a window... that's my large screen TV!'

'Just flip it over.'

'There's nothing wrong with it - life's like that out there nowadays.'

'I wanted to send an email to the IT tech telling him about the faulty software, but I can't do it because of the faulty software.'

'It's swearing back at you.'

'While you're back there, can you remove the gratuitous violence?'

"I think it's high definition, is too high."