Television Repairs Pillows

'I see that you make friends easily.'

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Tree house.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Succession 2

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

"Lights! Camera! Justice!"

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"I've decided to uninstall your personality and upload mine."

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

The Plasmas.

"This is what I call a home entertainment centre."

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

College Bowl Games - Sponsors

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

'We've got to stop him watching Robert Peston.'

Artist Painting his Television.

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

Hair Style Menu

"Shall we have 'Glorious B****rds' next"

'There's nothing wrong with the sound, lady, it's a Party Political broadcast, that's all.'

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"