Television Repairs Pillows

'I see that you make friends easily.'

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Tree house.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Succession 2

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

"Lights! Camera! Justice!"

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"This is what I call a home entertainment centre."

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

The Plasmas.

"I've decided to uninstall your personality and upload mine."

'You believed Bing Crosby was a priest. Why can't you believe Ronald Reagan was a president?'

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

College Bowl Games - Sponsors

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

Artist Painting his Television.

'We've got to stop him watching Robert Peston.'

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

"O.K., God – please delete everything I said today."

Kim Novak caricature

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

"Shall we have 'Glorious B****rds' next"

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

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