Vintage Tv Repairs Pillows

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Joan Hickson

TV jester.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Your remote control, sire."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

The Bronze Age of Television

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

Wild and crazy salmon

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

TV Repair 101.

Miami Vice

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

'I'm worried sick -- the King just ordered a bunch of Benny Hill DVD's!'

Customer to TV repair man - "Thank god you got here. I was beginning to wander around."

Ironside / Iron Oxide.

'This must be world war II. It's in black and white.'

"Still pretty liberal."

Nostalgiaville

"We didn't have telly in wartime, we had to make our own violence."

'You want me to be more like I was when we were first married? OK, I'll put away the remote and change it manually.'

'I agree-Gary Lineker can get up your nose sometimes,but...'

'Hey! You forgot the TV!'

"I'm sorry... I don't speak Welsh."