Vintage Tv Repairs Gifts

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Joan Hickson

TV jester.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

"Your remote control, sire."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

The Bronze Age of Television

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

Wild and crazy salmon

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

Joan Collins

TV Repair 101.

Miami Vice

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

"Living...in...the...1970s...must...have...been...DYN-O-MITE!"

'I'm worried sick -- the King just ordered a bunch of Benny Hill DVD's!'

Customer to TV repair man - "Thank god you got here. I was beginning to wander around."

Ironside / Iron Oxide.

Nostalgiaville

'This must be world war II. It's in black and white.'

The Little House on the Prairie - the Prequel.

"Still pretty liberal."

Wax Museum. Space, the final frontier. That's "Kirk," "Bones" and "Spork."

"We didn't have telly in wartime, we had to make our own violence."

'I agree-Gary Lineker can get up your nose sometimes,but...'

"Let's just say things don't look good for you, Kimosabe!"

'You want me to be more like I was when we were first married? OK, I'll put away the remote and change it manually.'

'Hey! You forgot the TV!'