Tv Personalities Fans Gifts

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Joan Hickson

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"What's with the Tim Russert act?"

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

Will work for Food Network.

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

Dr. Phil takes it home.

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

Woody Allen

Clive Anderson

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

Chris O'Dowd

"I've appeared in Eastenders."

Ian Hislop

Men discussing a book on a chat show

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

Barry Norman

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

The Emeril Isle

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

Bob Monkhouse

Whoopie Goldberg

Emeril John Lagassé III caricature

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

Kenneth Clark

Kathryn Morris

"They want to see more snow on your hat next time. . . ."