Radio Personality Fan Gifts

Books recommended by Oprah and Howard Stern.

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

Men discussing a book on a chat show

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

Not-so-easy listening...

'I'm a voice over artist.'

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

"Well I think the Real question is..."

'No, the big rabbit Harvey isn't Paul Harvey -- at least I don't THINK he is.'

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

"So, colony collapse disorder - how funny is it?"

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

"I see myself as a lot like Garbo, but very much a people person!"

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

"Ray Brown on bass, Elvin Jones on drums, and Alan Greenspan on interest rates."

"What is it with Garrison Keillor and rhubarb pie?"

'So...you claim Farmer Jones kept you locked up naked in a dirty sty, fed nothing but garbage and repetitively called you a filthy swine!'

As a doctor I can only tell you that the jury is still out as regards the benefits of cannabis in a medical context,however it is my personal opinion that this particular sample would make one bitchin spliff.

Retired Talk Show Host.

Life is better with a laugh track and graphics.

'Alan's claim to fame is that he was once a Jay Leno punch line.'

"Frankly, that sounds like the sort of thing a cat would say.."