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"They should talk to you, some of your sermons are like dental surgery"

The Anti-Agent

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"True crime meets reality TV"

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

"When I said dig up everything on the former owners, I meant at the library."

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something."

'Speak.'

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

Optician and the PI.

"This is not good at all!"

A spy peering round the corner.

Sistine murder

"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

"Please excuse our appearance while our records are being impounded."

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

'This is a simple case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.'