Tv Investigations Gifts

"They should talk to you, some of your sermons are like dental surgery"

The Anti-Agent

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

"True crime meets reality TV"

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

"Another CSI spinoff? What's this one called?"

The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone

Expanded Limited Investigation

"When I said dig up everything on the former owners, I meant at the library."

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something."

"To be on the safe side, we need an independent prosecutor to check on the independent prosecutor."

Sistine murder

'This is a simple case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.'

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

A spy peering round the corner.

"This is not good at all!"