Tv Dinner Tycoon Gifts

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

I'm not going to send over my manager just because there's a fly in your soup. What about sending over the fly's manager.

"The usual."

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

"Today's special is we'll pull the plug on the jukebox if someone else's music annoys you."

'Would you folks care for some fresh maple syrup on your pancakes?'

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

A train's dining car is a diner.

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

Continental Breakfast...$2.99: 'What continent is THIS supposed to represent?'

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

'Is that freshly brewed?'

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

Traditional Family Meals

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

"How was the food sir?"

It's definitely the soup of the day, alright. I'm just not sure which day.

"I suppose in your day, you would have called these, 'radio dinners'."

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup, and ironically, there's also a crouton in my s**t."

Step Mom's Diner: Under New Management.

Diner has sign: Ask about our frequent fryer plan.

Hugo's in a peevish mood today, I'd finish that broccoli if I were you

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

Soup on a stick

Sporting World God: And on the seventh day he stitched up the television broadcast rights.

'You don't need a menu here, mate. If you can't see it on my apron, we don't sell it.'

"The Grumpy Old Man comes with a side of, Get A haircut, Turn That Thing Down or Get Off My Lawn."

"We also have some specials on our 'Just Like Mother Made' menu."

"Good evening, my name is Hank. I'm your waiter tonight. This is Eddy, he is our cooks' lawyer."