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"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

The Old Time Television Channel

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

"What would you like to watch again?"

Berta screams out!

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

Selfie

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

Biliard Enthusiast

Tsars in their eyes.

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- You lifted that alibi from a September, 1958 episode of 'Perry Mason!'

"As I recall, Leonard, when we first watched 'The Honeymooners' you said that it marked the decline and fall of Western culture."

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

Greek goddess

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

New Course At The New School

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

The Moe Howard Installation

'Good evening. I am an onscreen announcer, so you must have time-travelled back to 1956.'

'I told him not to touch that dial.'

Athena

Miami Vice