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Do we have to watch Gordon Ramsey flambeing swordfish steaks in red wine while we eat our frozen fish cakes and instant mash?

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

'Does this thing get channel four.'

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

"Then add one extra large egg..."

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

Will work for Food Network.

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

'Have you been using that Hairy Bikers cookbook again'

Emeril John Lagassé III caricature

Cooking without Jamie Oliver

It's a Gordon Ramsay recipe, so if you don't ****** like it you can ******* off.

"Look at the size of this gas bill - you'll have to get rid of some of those celebrity chefs!!"

'Madam, we do not discuss Julia Child at Maison Henri.'

"When did they add this channel?!"

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

'Just call me Delia...'

'There's a Mr. Oliver to see you. Says he can save the world.'

"@#!!!%$ the critics!! Give me Bobby $#@!! Flay!!"

Mary Berry

'By the time I'd watched Delia and Ainsley and Jamie Oliver and Floyd...I'd spoiled the broth.'

Here's one I made earlier.

Gordon Ramsay

'Now his mother's gone, she's nowhere to slink off to and watch tripe on t'telly!

'Add three eggs, a pinch of salt, two ounces of olive oil and the phone number of a local pizza in delivery in case this recipe doesn't work out.'

"I'd rather be seared by Emeril than sauteed by Rachel."

The Picture of Mary Berry

"The George Foreman! I've got just the thing."

Michael Symon

Nigella Lawson

'Ready, steady, Operate'

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