Tv Chef Imitators Pillows

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

'I think I'll go home and eat'

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

Will work for Food Network.

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

Alphabet soup

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

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'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

Here's one I made earlier.

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

"The recipe? Well, there's lentils, garlic, tofu, and a pinch of our illegal secret ingredient."

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

'Now his mother's gone, she's nowhere to slink off to and watch tripe on t'telly!

Master Chef

'Add three eggs, a pinch of salt, two ounces of olive oil and the phone number of a local pizza in delivery in case this recipe doesn't work out.'

'Gentlemen, put your money away. When it comes to killing TV chefs, I work for free.'

The Picture of Mary Berry

"You missed the garlic. The place went nuts when he added the garlic."

Nigella Lawson.

"It' a big important dinner on short notice, but luckily we have a pressure cooker...me."

"May I have your autograph?"

'Son, do you think I'm ready for my own cooking show?'