Tv Chef Imitators Prints

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

'I think I'll go home and eat'

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

Will work for Food Network.

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

Alphabet soup

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'Have you been using that Hairy Bikers cookbook again'

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

It's a Gordon Ramsay recipe, so if you don't ****** like it you can ******* off.

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

"The recipe? Well, there's lentils, garlic, tofu, and a pinch of our illegal secret ingredient."

'There's a Mr. Oliver to see you. Says he can save the world.'

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

Here's one I made earlier.

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

Master Chef

Nigella Lawson

'Now his mother's gone, she's nowhere to slink off to and watch tripe on t'telly!

'These celebrity cookbooks are getting ridiculous.'

The Picture of Mary Berry

'Add three eggs, a pinch of salt, two ounces of olive oil and the phone number of a local pizza in delivery in case this recipe doesn't work out.'

Gordon Ramsay

'Gentlemen, put your money away. When it comes to killing TV chefs, I work for free.'

"You missed the garlic. The place went nuts when he added the garlic."

Nigella Lawson.

'I want my stir fry to be magical.'

"May I have your autograph?"