Turtle Therapy Enthusiasts Gifts

"Please join me now in a group meditation."

Turtle Trailer Court

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Well, the doctor said you have to wear it until you stop biting your stitches.

The Stripper

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

'Grrrr....'

Ike and Tina Turtle.

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Tortoise polishing his shell

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Funky Facts: Turtles.

"My doctor told me to get more exercise by walking a pet, but he didn't specify it had to be a dog."

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

Psychoanalyst turtle trying to help turtle patient come out of shell

'Animal Psychiatrist' (a dog).

"Hey, no kidding! I prefer slow dancing, too!"

Pat My Dog $5

Turtle Home

'Don't worry Darling, they're scientists'