Turtle Therapy Enthusiasts Gifts

"Please join me now in a group meditation."

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Ike and Tina Turtle.

'Grrrr....'

The Stripper

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Tortoise polishing his shell

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

'I'm going to be a little late.'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Psychoanalyst turtle trying to help turtle patient come out of shell

Pat My Dog $5

'Don't worry Darling, they're scientists'

"My doctor told me to get more exercise by walking a pet, but he didn't specify it had to be a dog."

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Funky Facts: Turtles.

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

'Animal Psychiatrist' (a dog).

"Hey, no kidding! I prefer slow dancing, too!"

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."