Turophile Humorist Gifts

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

The Main Types of Cheese

Cheese

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

A Semicolon.

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

Angst - Zeitgeist.

"Any talents besides tasting good?"

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is McWit Construction actually finished a job on time.'

"Wow, 27, not bad! Me, I've ruined 53 surfing competitions..."

EEEEEEEEEEEE-Mail

"Can you hear me now?"

'I didn't know these cars had such a large tank.'

"The trouble with this town is there is no day life."

"I still miss the good old days....before everything went wireless!"

"I'm just a mouse, standing in front of a scientist, asking her for cheese."

"Some people are reluctant to accept change."

Tide-l Wave.

“Hey You Get off of my cloud”

'Make sure you get unleaded...'

"I can handle the 'Gobble,' but you're going to have to find someone else to translate the 'Dygook' part."

'Hey, look!'

"Don't get me wrong I think these new GPS systems will revolutionise ploughing."

'This guy REALLY leads a sheltered life- he lists Santa as a reference.'

I didn't realise you sold shoes!

"Weird - it must have gotten mixed in with the office supplies when I left the job."

A horse and rider go to fetch some petrol for a stranded horse trailer.

Overpriced gumball machine.

The hermit has relocated...

Man stranded on desert island reads 'beach rules' sign.

"I guess we should exchange insurance."

Cheese/Extra Cheese