Turntablism Gifts

My Dog Scratch

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

Curtsey

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

'He looks set in his ways, but I can change him.'

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

"I prefer your early pieces."

Club DJ.

No, no, don't tell me … you lost weight? You cut your hair? Wait, did you used to wear glasses?

'Sometimes when I'm stressed out, I just float here and watch them walk around.'

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

Cat walking dog.

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

She was always an introvert.

"So tell me, what do you hope to achieve this year?"

Fish Lifeguard

"He's asleep so I'll just leave quietly."

"Exchanging roles was a great idea of yours doc...doc?"

A Woman Asking The Father's Permission To Marry His Son.

Zoo Employees

Russell Rebrand

I can't decide if this is a self-improvement project or a home improvement project.

Octopus Shadow Puppets

'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'

"Yes, I specialize in helping people like through the changes ahead: Change is good if you embrace it..."

'Boy, there's nothing more embarrassing that being a werewolf during a partial lunar eclipse.'