Turntable Enthusiast Gifts

"I knew you'd come!"

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Louis Armstrong.

Doulton Canada Geese

Hourglass Dumptruck

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

"Oooh...yes! I frickin' love this song too!"

Club DJ.

'I think I know what makes you tick!'

'He's busy right now. I have to put you on hold. Would you like to hear show tunes, classical or easy listening?'

The euro debt crisis shown as a sign for disabled access

Man notices coffee table book called '1000 Best Coffee Table Books'.

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

"You don't need me. You don't need anyone. You are Americans."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"I like a Gershwin tune. How about you?"

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

Spiv

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

French Street.

Woody Shaw

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

Trumpets Green

Sleeping man is being awakened by a wife playing on the trumpet

"Well, I would consider offering you more for it if it were right, say, three times a day."

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

Yehudi Menuhin.

Louis Armstrong

Charles Dickens Watch Shop. Here they only sell the hightest-quality watches and very shoddy watches. The best of times, the worst of times.