Turntable Enthusiast Gifts

"I knew you'd come!"

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Louis Armstrong.

Doulton Canada Geese

Hourglass Dumptruck

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

Club DJ.

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

'I think I know what makes you tick!'

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

The euro debt crisis shown as a sign for disabled access

'He's busy right now. I have to put you on hold. Would you like to hear show tunes, classical or easy listening?'

"You don't need me. You don't need anyone. You are Americans."

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

Man notices coffee table book called '1000 Best Coffee Table Books'.

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

"I like a Gershwin tune. How about you?"

French Street.

Spiv

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

Sleeping man is being awakened by a wife playing on the trumpet

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

Trumpets Green

Louis Armstrong

"Well, I would consider offering you more for it if it were right, say, three times a day."