Turntablism Mugs

My Dog Scratch

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

Curtsey

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

"I prefer your early pieces."

Club DJ.

'Sometimes when I'm stressed out, I just float here and watch them walk around.'

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

Cat walking dog.

"He's asleep so I'll just leave quietly."

A Woman Asking The Father's Permission To Marry His Son.

Zoo Employees

Fish Lifeguard

"Exchanging roles was a great idea of yours doc...doc?"

"So tell me, what do you hope to achieve this year?"

Octopus Shadow Puppets

'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'

"Yes, I specialize in helping people like through the changes ahead: Change is good if you embrace it..."

'Boy, there's nothing more embarrassing that being a werewolf during a partial lunar eclipse.'

"You're just not the fuzzy caterpillar I fell in love with, anymore!"