Turntable Virtuoso Mugs

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Double Bass

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

Ginger Baker.

"Viola player coming through!"

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

Col Pugno

Club DJ.

Trying cellos, too big!

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

Air Sitar.

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

'Oh I've seen this before - an encounter with the Goldberg Variations I fear!'

(Hey! Great chops!)

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

Man winding down a scroll of a musical score.

Stick man throws arm for dog

A Victorian lion chair is given a tail.

"You may be more familiar with her maiden name, Kelly, Grace Kelly."

"Tonight I shall be humming Chopin's Sonata..."

Franz Liszt

Psychiatrist's patient plays trumpet.

Computer Four Hands.

'Sorry, didn't have time for lunch.'

junk bought - antiques sold.

"Give me a middle 'C', please."

"I knew you'd come!"

Girl with cello

"Of course I didn't buy it to appreciate it --I bought it for it to appreciate."

NYPD Siren Training

Happy Birthday Superstar DJ!