Turning 62 Gifts

"My inner child just turned 62. Where's his money?"

"Your contents have shifted."

Middle-Age Superheroes

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Gary turns 40.

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

Inside One's Memory Bank

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

Church Basement Foodie

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

"You're crappin' in the closet again, Claude."

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

Ed's receding hairline!

Do you think I'm sixty?

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

"The cape comes off too."

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

Midlife: You Are Here.

Medication for the elderly

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

The Aging of Underwear

'Tell the doctor to hurry. It's an emergency. I just turned middle aged!'

"Just when I’ve reconciled the fact that I’m in my 40s, my 50th birthday shows up."