Turning 43 Gifts

"I'm living proof that life begins at forty-three."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"Your contents have shifted."

Middle-Age Superheroes

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Gary turns 40.

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

Inside One's Memory Bank

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

Ed's receding hairline!

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"Just when I’ve reconciled the fact that I’m in my 40s, my 50th birthday shows up."

'Tell the doctor to hurry. It's an emergency. I just turned middle aged!'

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!'

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Midlife: You Are Here.

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'

Middle-Aged Man Celebrates Birthday Riding Escalator Without Holding Handrail!

Classic Movie Remakes (for people your age)

"Do you know the biggest thing I've learned in my thirty nine years?"

"Gee....Al's losing his pimento!...."

Middle Age: When an 'All Nighter' means you didn't have to get up to pee!