Turning 13 Gifts

"No young Mistress has not taken drama lessons. It's a side effect of her turning 13, but yes, I agree, her dramatic skills are quite impressive..."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

Child in a bear suit.

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!'

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

"Sure they love us, but once we turn 18 and are no longer a tax deduction, they'll tell us to move out!"

'That was quite a birthday party - we played full-contact spin-the-bottle.'

Eighteenth Birthday.

"I didn't start seriously accessorizing until my mid-thirties."

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

Beware... the Piñata of Adulthood

"Dad, this is totally the most important conversation ever!"

"I told him he's going to regret it, but what can I do? He's eighteen now."

"I'm living proof that life begins at forty-three."

"I told him he's going to regret it, but what can I do? He's eighteen now."

Another year older and you look as young as ever! Alcohol is a great preservative!

'Mom took all the good rebellion stuff.'

"All day long, someone is telling me what to do. I'll sure be glad when I'm old enough to do what I want!"

All Metamorphosed And No Place To Go.

"You know, we're not getting any younger...I mean, pretty soon, we'll both be 16."

'You're too young to see this programme, but if you want, I'll tape it so you can watch it when you're eighteen.'

"This is a sad 'coming of age' movie? Like when you freaked out over your first gray hair?"

"I'll let you kids in, but you're gonna have to pay taxes and deal with your own mortality."

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

'I don't have to leave the nest! I can stay on your health insurance until I'm 26!'

'You won't recognize junior, he has really grown.'

'You need a lot more money.'

Happy 18th Birthday champagne

'Look, love, playing hard to get clearly isn't working. How about playing easy to get instead.'

"When I first started school all I wanted were A's but since hitting puberty I'm far more interested in D's."