Turbulence Taster Gifts

'How are you enjoying the ups and downs of equatorial swimming?'

"States of tofu"

Tension filled the tent.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

"Is this a dagger I see before me?"

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

The Schematic map of Miss Mathilda's afternoon assortment box of Bonbons

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

"Column A are things they said would kill you ten years ago but are now considered totally good for you. Column B are things they currently think will kill you."

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

'Ooops. I hit a hair pocket.'

Two boys rehearsing,

"I'm always tempted by the more esoteric flavors- if only out of pity."

'Sorry, sir, but every cloud has a turbulent lining.'

'With this extreme turbulence, the meals really are in flight.'

"Bottled or tap?"

Evil Personified $1.00

Devils and Angels

"I knew I didn't need the Death by Chocolate."

'. . . of course, batteries are not included.'

'It's okay - they're VITAMIN-ENRICHED chocolates!'

"Come to the dark side."

"Don't worry! It's just some light turbulence!"

Twisted Peel annoys his doctor with a question about paracetamol.

'I don't dare look at that dessert...but feel free to describe it to me in graphic detail!'

Latest: Delia loves apples.

"It was thrilling, yet terrifying. I felt like a diabetic kid in a candy store."

"Hi, may I offer you something to vomit at the next patch of turbulence?"