Tune-loving Tradesperson Gifts

'If you sing 'If I Had a Hammer' one more time, I'm going to hit you with one.'

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

Covid Music

"Butcher a tune for you today, ma'am?"

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

"Oooh...yes! I frickin' love this song too!"

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

'McWit never could build anything level.'

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

"I like a Gershwin tune. How about you?"

"Music has doubled my income..."

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

"Hello, San Antonio - are you ready to rock in a fiscally responsible way?"

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

'Grandpa call it easy listening, but it's not.'

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

Rainbow violin surfers

"It's witless, repetitive, and irritating. It's great!"

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

Must be one of those underground bands.

"You definately have a musical ear"

Two musicians

the Carpenters greatest hits...

Singing Doctor

"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?"