Tune-loving Tradesperson T-Shirts

'If you sing 'If I Had a Hammer' one more time, I'm going to hit you with one.'

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

Covid Music

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

'McWit never could build anything level.'

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

"Music has doubled my income..."

"I like a Gershwin tune. How about you?"

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

"Hello, San Antonio - are you ready to rock in a fiscally responsible way?"

Must be one of those underground bands.

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

'Grandpa call it easy listening, but it's not.'

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

"It's witless, repetitive, and irritating. It's great!"

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

Rainbow violin surfers

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

"You definately have a musical ear"

Two musicians

"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?"

Singing Doctor