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"It's witless, repetitive, and irritating. It's great!"

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

"Oooh...yes! I frickin' love this song too!"

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

Lord of the Strings.

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

"I like a Gershwin tune. How about you?"

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

'Grandpa call it easy listening, but it's not.'

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

Must be one of those underground bands.

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

Robert Schumann

"It's time."

"Tonight I shall be humming Chopin's Sonata..."

"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?"

Psychiatrist gets out book entitled 'Kwazy Wabbits'

Two musicians

"You definately have a musical ear"

Singing Doctor

Emmanuel Ax

Hello, auto club? I have an emergency. What's happened, sir? Ever since I upgraded to iOS 8, my iPhone hasn't been syncing with my car stereo over bluetooth. I don't feel comfortable driving without being able to hear my "driving" playlist. How long till you get here? Sir, we're going to have to revoke your membership.

'Whoever told you it was a travel-cello was lying.'

Predatory Pianos.

"What's up? It's been aeons since you last whistled 'Old Buttermilk Sky.' "

B flat

The Poet and Jingle Laureates' Office.

'If you sing 'If I Had a Hammer' one more time, I'm going to hit you with one.'

'You've take up the violin at 76? Must be hell for those living at 74 and 78...'