Catchy Tune Aficionado Mugs

"It's witless, repetitive, and irritating. It's great!"

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

"I like a Gershwin tune. How about you?"

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

Must be one of those underground bands.

'Grandpa call it easy listening, but it's not.'

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

Emmanuel Ax

"Tonight I shall be humming Chopin's Sonata..."

Psychiatrist gets out book entitled 'Kwazy Wabbits'

"You definately have a musical ear"

Two musicians

Robert Schumann

"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?"

Singing Doctor

'Whoever told you it was a travel-cello was lying.'

Predatory Pianos.

The Poet and Jingle Laureates' Office.

B flat

'You've take up the violin at 76? Must be hell for those living at 74 and 78...'

'If you sing 'If I Had a Hammer' one more time, I'm going to hit you with one.'

"What's up? It's been aeons since you last whistled 'Old Buttermilk Sky.' "

'Now this man knew how to rock!'