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Bagpipe Horns.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

"This is off our first TikTok."

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

Upper West Side Story

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

Boarway Show

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

"There's nothing like a dame!"

A squirrel uses a triangle to announce to other squirrels that a bird feeder has just been re-filled.

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

'Mamma Mia, Les Mis, Leveson inquiry...'

The violin lesson

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

Courtney Love