Tune And Taste Mavens Gifts

Bagpipe Horns.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

"This is off our first TikTok."

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

Upper West Side Story

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

Nick Cave

Boarway Show

Ralph Stanley

'Music hath charms,' &c.

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

Leonard Cohen

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

I'm sorry, Miss. I can't involve the bouncer just to "teach somebody a lesson." Menu.

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

"There's nothing like a dame!"

A squirrel uses a triangle to announce to other squirrels that a bird feeder has just been re-filled.

'Mamma Mia, Les Mis, Leveson inquiry...'

The violin lesson

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

Barbara Streisand