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" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

The adoration of the gels.

"Ninja bread men"

'Have you no common scents?!'

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"Like that?"

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

Upper West Side Story

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

"This is off our first TikTok."

'The highest court in the land.'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

Gondolier

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

Boarway Show

Nick Cave

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'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Don't bother Daddy -- he's just upset because Lady Godiva joined the anti-Crusade movement.'

Leonard Cohen

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

'Music hath charms,' &c.