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" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

The adoration of the gels.

"Ninja bread men"

'Have you no common scents?!'

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"Like that?"

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Upper West Side Story

"This is off our first TikTok."

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

'The highest court in the land.'

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Gondolier

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

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Boarway Show

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

Don't bother Daddy -- he's just upset because Lady Godiva joined the anti-Crusade movement.'

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

'Music hath charms,' &c.

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'