Tuna Enthusiast Gifts

"Isn't it true that you did not love the victim, as you claim, but, in point of fact, feigned affection for the sole purpose of obtaining tuna fish?"

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

'He just loves her tuna fish kisses.'

'Do you have creamed tuna?' 'No, but we can slap around some sardines for you.'

"Looks like the work of a cat burglar Chief. No money or valuables missing, but several tins of tuna have gone from the kitchen."

"Agenda item number 1, the proposed change to our 'scrummy cat tuna chunks' supplier."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

When laundry ruled the waves.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Turtle Hat

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"Privates Beach"

Dolphin friendly tuna

Try me/try me/try me...

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid