Tuna Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Isn't it true that you did not love the victim, as you claim, but, in point of fact, feigned affection for the sole purpose of obtaining tuna fish?"

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

'He just loves her tuna fish kisses.'

'Do you have creamed tuna?' 'No, but we can slap around some sardines for you.'

"Looks like the work of a cat burglar Chief. No money or valuables missing, but several tins of tuna have gone from the kitchen."

"Agenda item number 1, the proposed change to our 'scrummy cat tuna chunks' supplier."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Privates Beach"

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Turtle Hat

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Try me/try me/try me...

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Captain steering house through flood.