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Today, our quest continues for someone who can come up with a solution for dealing with the partisan gridlock in Washington. In my day, we built bunkers ten feet underground and stocked them with tuna fish. We planned to sit out the apocalypse down there, eating tuna on crackers and playing Scrabble. Tomorrow, our quest continues ...

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Party Animals.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Treasure Island Book.

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

UFO Shelter

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

One-man band rehearsal.

John Masefield.

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"I'm surprised at you, Ted. You know we're not allowed to serve alcoholic beverages to dogs."

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

"You call this ice?"

"These kids and their shellfies..."

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

A squirrel talks about Margaret Atwood

Books*. *Batteries not included.

'I'm writing a novel using our marriage as inspiration. It's called, 'This Sucks'.'

"With one hand I'm reading the past decade's most critically acclaimed novel. With my other hand I'm searching for enough negative reviews to justify my decision to abandon it."

Samuel Beckett

Tess of the Dirigibles

Rudyard Kipling