Tuna Aficionado Mugs

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Party Animals.

Treasure Island Book.

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Fyodor Dostoevsky

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

UFO Shelter

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

"I've been at loose ends lately."

"You call this ice?"

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

"These kids and their shellfies..."

John Masefield.

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"I'm surprised at you, Ted. You know we're not allowed to serve alcoholic beverages to dogs."

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

Rudyard Kipling

"A high forhead can often be a sign that they've stolen a really big brain."

Tess of the Dirigibles

"With one hand I'm reading the past decade's most critically acclaimed novel. With my other hand I'm searching for enough negative reviews to justify my decision to abandon it."