Bun Aficionado T-Shirts

I love buns!

"Just be yourself."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Transylvanian backpackers.

Champagne

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Satya Nutella

Cut!

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

A little bird told me...

Bangers and Mash

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"1-1"

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

Motorherd

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Ladies by the seaside

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

DUNVOTIN

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

Cat Scan

Masquerade

No jay walking.